he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I need a burrito and a hug.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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