He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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