Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
operation harelip BJ is a go
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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