the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
This is classic penis vs brain.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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