seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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