kristin has been a bad kristin
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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