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what?
penguin condom
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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