ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
