Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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