Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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