I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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