then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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