I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Vodka?
Forever.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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