i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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