I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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