STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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