where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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