What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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