considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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