HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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