I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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