im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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