Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Your cock deserves a montage
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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