Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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