Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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