I think my vagina is haunted
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Randomize
