Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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