"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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