I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I'm experimenting with sincerity
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
