well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
