Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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