Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I think I just sharted jello shots
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