we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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