I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Shame - the story of my life.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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