so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I woke up under a house in Key West
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