Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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