she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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