Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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