I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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