have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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