she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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