Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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