I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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