It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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