are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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