Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
we have officially lost it.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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