We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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