Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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