I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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