im drinking this country out of the recession.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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