So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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