White coat. Heels.
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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