You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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